Punch Line #789
Favorite Position: Upright, in play, and in bounds.
Significance of Name/Number: The Joke: "Why was 6 afraid of 7?" The Punch Line: "Because 789."
Likes: Laughing, making people laugh, learning new things, steak, school, jammin' on my bass, mini road trips, doggos, family, friends, and derby!
Dislikes: People who can't take a joke.
Hometown: Kirkland, WA
Occupation: On-call comedian
Favorite After-Party Beverage: dihydrogen monoxide
Major Injuries: No major injuries, just major bruises.
Derby Birthday: September, 29th 2016
BIO: Born in a dumpster but my jokes ain't trash.